yeeeem:

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

• sniff
• fall off things
• Lick plastic (BAD trick)

vinnyguadagnino:

Keep your head up queen your Air Pods are falling 

thatnordicguy:

theawesomeadventurer:

theawesomeadventurer:

deliverusfromsburb:

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

shabadadu:

tilthat:

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

via reddit.com

Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

my husband drank my chocolate milk i want a divorce

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

mjalti:

me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?

susiephone:

wlw culture is watching victorious and jade being your favorite character for “some reason”

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

Naming my first kid “The Ocean” so that I stick my ear up to my wife’s stomach and say that I can hear the ocean

naomijade:

“No writing is wasted. Did you know that sourdough from San Francisco is leavened partly by a bacteria called lactobacillus sanfrancisensis? It is native to the soil there, and does not do well elsewhere. But any kitchen can become an ecosystem. If you bake a lot, your kitchen will become a happy home to wild yeasts, and all your bread will taste better. Even a failed loaf is not wasted. Likewise, cheese makers wash the dairy floor with whey. Tomato gardeners compost with rotten tomatoes. No writing is wasted: the words you can’t put in your book can wash the floor, live in the soil, lurk around in the air. They will make the next words better.”

— Erin Bow