1D AF


powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint

pornstarbucks replied to your post:

jesus christ why did they even go??

who knows, who even knows

pornstarbucks so we’re at this south indian restaurant and phil’s brother keeps signing what he wants with his hands talking loudly and slowly even tho the waitress obviously speaks perfect english and they complain about the music to the staff and only eat the yogurt that came with their meals and they complain about how spicy the food is and debate not tipping because of it oh my god it was horrifying

When Your Family Is Racist at Dinner and You Want to Apologize to the Waitress Because You’re Mortified: coming to a theater near you

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

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pornstarbucks:

my mom and her boyfriend live like 2 minutes from where nik wallenda practices his tightrope walking and they got a picture of him taking his selfie with them

danielstudges:

WE’RE RELYING ON OWN GOALS TO MAYBE SCRAPE PAST QPR

BRING ON REAL MADRID

hendoshairgel:

miasanspooky:

why waste energy scoring goals when you can have the other team do it for you

And that my friends is the Liverpool way

who is the best in 1d

j4yackolantern:

Sophia Smith

awoopsehdaiseh:

I want ten.

awoopsehdaiseh:

I want ten.

j4yackolantern:

me: *wears bindi better than any appropriating white girl ever could*

nik walked the high wire preppin’ for chicago and answered his frickin phone 65 feet in the air (and decided to take a selfie while his phone was out, bless his heart)

nik walked the high wire preppin’ for chicago and answered his frickin phone 65 feet in the air (and decided to take a selfie while his phone was out, bless his heart)

breadbowling:

but he looks like prince charming in everyday clothes @god pls explain

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